Considering the current (and upcoming) events on Malinche, I thought it might be a good idea to advertise for a counselor.... So, here's the ad I posted on the OF forums:
Malinche Crew Desperately Needs Guidance
We're not screwed up....we're 'unique'!
After 2.5 years of adventures, the Malinche has amassed what we like to refer to as a 'unique' crew. And, as one might expect, 'uniqueness' builds up over time, especially with nobody available to ensure their mental health.
Now, you're wondering what I mean by 'unique', aren't you? Well...
Currently the Malinche is home to some of the following 'unique' individuals:
-A Bajoran who follows the Pah Wraiths and recently mutinied, causing the deaths of several crewmembers
-A Baku woman so desperate to have a child she'd do almost anything
-A molting Aurelian, trying to get accustomed to the Prometheus Class ship
-A paranoid (and arguably sadistic) Intelligence Officer
-A Texan haunted by past actions during the Dominion War
....and much more!
As Chief Counselor on the Malinche, you'll never be out of work! We'll keep you busy for years. In fact, you may want to find an entire department worth of counselors to assist you....
If you think you're up to the challenge, visit the USS Malinche website at http://ussmalinche.kersare.net
Join today!
Captain Isabel Kersare
Commanding Officer
USS Malinche NCC-38897-B
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Captain Isabel Kersare
Commanding Officer
USS Malinche NCC-38997-A
Peters, sane?
Are we talking of the same Peters that thinks he's Obi Wan Kenobi?
And, just for record, Mark isn't a sadist, he's just applies a considerable energy in making people talk, that's all...
Are we talking of the same Peters that thinks he's Obi Wan Kenobi?
And, just for record, Mark isn't a sadist, he's just applies a considerable energy in making people talk, that's all...
Lieutenant Mark Grayson II
Chief Intelligence Officer
USS Malinche NCC-38897-B
"O divine art of subtlety and secrecy! Through you we learn to be invisible, through you inaudible and hence we can hold the enemy's fate in our hands." - Sun Tzu
Cause you know how much tax guys and intels are so much alike...
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Lieutenant Yrel Sovereign
Chief Science Officer & Second Executive Officer
USS Malinche NCC-38897-B
Pffft I'm the only sane one here, all you lot are off your nut. I'm just the nice, friendly neighbourhood doctor making his rounds and being concerned
Doctor (Lt.) Cameron Fairbairn
Chief Medical Officer
USS Malinche
NCC-38897-B
"Some patients, though conscious that their condition is perilous, recover their health simply through their contentment with the goodness of the physician." - Hippocrates 460-400 B.C.