Funny Stuff

Post: # 698Post **Barrett** Wed Mar 22, 2006 12:43 am

Ok, now you have to find this funny. This is Brad and another nurse giving me report when I came on duty in the ER a few weeks ago. Keep in mind its about 7am and the two of them have been up all nigth long dealing with...well you'll see.

Me: So whats with room 19?

Brad: Him? He thinks aliens are crawling around in his brain, we're doing an MRI to rule that out.

Me: And what about room 5?

Brad: Thats the charge nurse she went pyscho about 3am....I wondered were she wandered off too.

Me: Ummm...dare I ask about room 3?

Brad: You mean the guy with the dental floss coming out of his dick? Belongs to the state pen, urology is on its way down to take him to surgery.

Me: What in the hell does have up there?

Brad: I forgot...but 7 is being transferred out to XXXX (hospital named changed) because she thinks that elves are trying to kill her....they told her to stab the guy in 12 with a spoon.

Me: Why with a spoon?

Nurse: Because its dull, it will hurt more you twit.

Me: Guy in 10?

Brad: Glued himself to workshop table.

Me: The lady in 14?

Nurse: Flashburns; threw gun powder in the fireplace.

Me: And the distraught looking teenager in 1?

Brad: Got creative while masturbating, stuck something up you know where.

Me: Wow, I want ot go home now.