Malinche Ad

Post by **Kersare** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 7:54 pm

Considering the current (and upcoming) events on Malinche, I thought it might be a good idea to advertise for a counselor.... So, here's the ad I posted on the OF forums:

Malinche Crew Desperately Needs Guidance

We're not screwed up....we're 'unique'!

After 2.5 years of adventures, the Malinche has amassed what we like to refer to as a 'unique' crew. And, as one might expect, 'uniqueness' builds up over time, especially with nobody available to ensure their mental health.

Now, you're wondering what I mean by 'unique', aren't you? Well...

Currently the Malinche is home to some of the following 'unique' individuals:

-A Bajoran who follows the Pah Wraiths and recently mutinied, causing the deaths of several crewmembers
-A Baku woman so desperate to have a child she'd do almost anything
-A molting Aurelian, trying to get accustomed to the Prometheus Class ship
-A paranoid (and arguably sadistic) Intelligence Officer
-A Texan haunted by past actions during the Dominion War
....and much more!

As Chief Counselor on the Malinche, you'll never be out of work! We'll keep you busy for years. In fact, you may want to find an entire department worth of counselors to assist you....

If you think you're up to the challenge, visit the USS Malinche website at http://ussmalinche.kersare.net

Join today!

Captain Isabel Kersare
Commanding Officer
USS Malinche NCC-38897-B

Post by **Peters** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 10:44 pm

*looks around*

Yous peoples is cwazy!

Am I the only sane person aboard?

*ducks the pelting fruit and tomatoes*

Post by **Grayson** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 12:29 pm

Peters, sane?

Are we talking of the same Peters that thinks he's Obi Wan Kenobi?

And, just for record, Mark isn't a sadist, he's just applies a considerable energy in making people talk, that's all...

Post by **Barrett** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 12:48 pm

Personally, he sounds no worse then my tax guy.

Post by **Sovereign** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 1:07 pm

Cause you know how much tax guys and intels are so much alike...

Post by **Hawkins** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 1:52 pm

i know thats my inspiration

Post by **Rayne** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 3:01 pm

I think I have to agree with Peters when he says we are all crasy.

*Runs off to hide from the penguins.*

Post by **Fairbairn** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 7:49 pm

Pffft I'm the only sane one here, all you lot are off your nut. I'm just the nice, friendly neighbourhood doctor making his rounds and being concerned

Post by **Sovereign** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 10:12 pm

If you really believe that, then you really are as insane as the rest of us...