Funny Stuff
Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 12:43 am
Ok, now you have to find this funny. This is Brad and another nurse giving me report when I came on duty in the ER a few weeks ago. Keep in mind its about 7am and the two of them have been up all nigth long dealing with...well you'll see.
Me: So whats with room 19?
Brad: Him? He thinks aliens are crawling around in his brain, we're doing an MRI to rule that out.
Me: And what about room 5?
Brad: Thats the charge nurse she went pyscho about 3am....I wondered were she wandered off too.
Me: Ummm...dare I ask about room 3?
Brad: You mean the guy with the dental floss coming out of his dick? Belongs to the state pen, urology is on its way down to take him to surgery.
Me: What in the hell does have up there?
Brad: I forgot...but 7 is being transferred out to XXXX (hospital named changed) because she thinks that elves are trying to kill her....they told her to stab the guy in 12 with a spoon.
Me: Why with a spoon?
Nurse: Because its dull, it will hurt more you twit.
Me: Guy in 10?
Brad: Glued himself to workshop table.
Me: The lady in 14?
Nurse: Flashburns; threw gun powder in the fireplace.
Me: And the distraught looking teenager in 1?
Brad: Got creative while masturbating, stuck something up you know where.
Me: Wow, I want ot go home now.
Me: So whats with room 19?
Brad: Him? He thinks aliens are crawling around in his brain, we're doing an MRI to rule that out.
Me: And what about room 5?
Brad: Thats the charge nurse she went pyscho about 3am....I wondered were she wandered off too.
Me: Ummm...dare I ask about room 3?
Brad: You mean the guy with the dental floss coming out of his dick? Belongs to the state pen, urology is on its way down to take him to surgery.
Me: What in the hell does have up there?
Brad: I forgot...but 7 is being transferred out to XXXX (hospital named changed) because she thinks that elves are trying to kill her....they told her to stab the guy in 12 with a spoon.
Me: Why with a spoon?
Nurse: Because its dull, it will hurt more you twit.
Me: Guy in 10?
Brad: Glued himself to workshop table.
Me: The lady in 14?
Nurse: Flashburns; threw gun powder in the fireplace.
Me: And the distraught looking teenager in 1?
Brad: Got creative while masturbating, stuck something up you know where.
Me: Wow, I want ot go home now.