Malinche Ad
Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 7:54 pm
Considering the current (and upcoming) events on Malinche, I thought it might be a good idea to advertise for a counselor.... So, here's the ad I posted on the OF forums:
Malinche Crew Desperately Needs Guidance
We're not screwed up....we're 'unique'!
After 2.5 years of adventures, the Malinche has amassed what we like to refer to as a 'unique' crew. And, as one might expect, 'uniqueness' builds up over time, especially with nobody available to ensure their mental health.
Now, you're wondering what I mean by 'unique', aren't you? Well...
Currently the Malinche is home to some of the following 'unique' individuals:
-A Bajoran who follows the Pah Wraiths and recently mutinied, causing the deaths of several crewmembers
-A Baku woman so desperate to have a child she'd do almost anything
-A molting Aurelian, trying to get accustomed to the Prometheus Class ship
-A paranoid (and arguably sadistic) Intelligence Officer
-A Texan haunted by past actions during the Dominion War
....and much more!
As Chief Counselor on the Malinche, you'll never be out of work! We'll keep you busy for years. In fact, you may want to find an entire department worth of counselors to assist you....
If you think you're up to the challenge, visit the USS Malinche website at http://ussmalinche.kersare.net
Join today!
Captain Isabel Kersare
Commanding Officer
USS Malinche NCC-38897-B
Malinche Crew Desperately Needs Guidance
We're not screwed up....we're 'unique'!
After 2.5 years of adventures, the Malinche has amassed what we like to refer to as a 'unique' crew. And, as one might expect, 'uniqueness' builds up over time, especially with nobody available to ensure their mental health.
Now, you're wondering what I mean by 'unique', aren't you? Well...
Currently the Malinche is home to some of the following 'unique' individuals:
-A Bajoran who follows the Pah Wraiths and recently mutinied, causing the deaths of several crewmembers
-A Baku woman so desperate to have a child she'd do almost anything
-A molting Aurelian, trying to get accustomed to the Prometheus Class ship
-A paranoid (and arguably sadistic) Intelligence Officer
-A Texan haunted by past actions during the Dominion War
....and much more!
As Chief Counselor on the Malinche, you'll never be out of work! We'll keep you busy for years. In fact, you may want to find an entire department worth of counselors to assist you....
If you think you're up to the challenge, visit the USS Malinche website at http://ussmalinche.kersare.net
Join today!
Captain Isabel Kersare
Commanding Officer
USS Malinche NCC-38897-B
